Bah, all this merger talk is so boring and complex. Let's instead turn our focus to something far more important: Howard Stern's teeth (or, according to the New York Post, the lack thereof).

A discovery was made by a crew member on a photo shoot for Hamptons magazine that accidentally "got lost" (yeah right) and "ended up in the master-bedroom bathroom." I know that when I get lost in someone's house, the first place I'll head for is the master-bath... because it will undoubtedly lead me to safety. (In the midsts of my confusion I tend to rummage through medicine cabinets as well.)

"Sitting on the counter were a set of dentures," the source told the New York Post.

A rep for Stern did not return multiple requests for comment by the Post. Understandably so because the story is... friggin' useless.

[New York Post]

Since 2002, we've heard about Howard Stern's remake of the cult-classic film Porky's - and now it appears the movie has been greenlit and is ready to shooting as early as this Fall.

According to SlashFilm, Stern Stern took a vacation from his daily Sirius Satellite Radio Show to work on the film project.

"They say it's all greenlit and everything, ready to go. They say they can even start shooting in October, but I don't know if that's true," says Stern. "It seemed like a fun project, which it is."

There's still no word on who exactly will be writing the script based on the original 1982 movie. Reportedly, Stern also said that a director has not yet been hired.

"We got two scripts that were developed simultaneously kind of. One's a rewrite of a rewrite of a script that we did - that I didn't do, but I was sort of in on. It's coming along pretty funny," said Stern. "We're going to combo them now because there's funny jokes in both and you have to figure out which is better for the movie. And I obsess on shit too because you want it to be good."

[SlashFilm]
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