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Details on Howard Stern's mansion released

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Howard Stern's mansionThe New York Post dug through the Southampton town records and has released details on Howard Stern's custom-built mansion currently under construction (pictured).

According to plans filed with the town, the three-level oceanfront mansion measures just over 16,000 square feet, with eight bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, a great room, a media room, an attached cabana, a bowling alley and a wine cellar with a tasting room.

Howard Stern and his fiancee, Beth Ostrosky, will share a master bedroom of about 1,500 square feet with a private balcony, an office/study and his-and-hers baths with separate dressing rooms.

Stern reportedly paid $20 million for the vacant 4-acre Southampton property in May 2005.

The grounds will include a seaside pool, a spa and a large stone wall surrounding the house.

I'm jealous. 

[New York Post

48 Comments

WHAAAAT???!!!

No helipad for the howie-copter?

I heard opie and anthony still live with their parents.....haha and dont hate on howard he deserves it cause hes earned it.

i don't like howard but this is the beauty of america. good for him.

Worst "news" post ever. Good one Ryan.

Love you, love your blog.

Hoo Hoo, Robin, look at me! I'm Hoo Hoo Howie of the Hamptons. They better keep a muzzle on O & A so I can cash the rest of my $500,000,000 check to pay for this thing.

Yeah man! Thats how you want your "Shock" Jock to be. Filthy rich and completly out of touch with the common man. Real rebel. I bet he has stripper poles in his "Wine tasting room".

ugh

-mFp

god damn that shit is nice, i got to get my shit together

I hear the Hater's Hall of Fame is building a new 20 million dollar wing especially for the pests. Congrats, girls.

This just in, Pests and Howard stern fans have small dicks. More at 11.

Where is Robin's quarters? By the cabana? Hoo Hoo!

Oh, HOO HOO cares?

I mean really. Unless Howie is inviting me out to the Hamptons for a bottle of "shockjock" vintage 1988, why would even hard core fans care?

Howard could be living in a castle in France and I wouldn't care. I just don't find him funny anymore....

20 mill for 4 acres is just insane, though....

This just in... Sirius stock is still valued at around $3 a share and the company has yet to come out of the red....MERGE! MERGE! Howard needs a moat!

Good for Howard. He finally has a home big enough for his ego. How long is it until those 3 day weekends turn into 4? One has to wonder what the people working hard a Sirius to get their company into the BLACK think when they see something like this.

But hey it sounds like Schimshamity is finally having her slave quarters attached to Howies house! That's a promotion!

"Hey, can we see where Alison lives these days?"


It probably isn't all that bad... didn't she keep the house they lived in before the divorce?

One has to wonder if pests actually like the taste of howard's asshole or it is because you've been told to by some O&A fansite mod. You idiots don't care so much that you have to post about how much you don't care. Only women should be the jealous type. But there yous are anyway.

"One has to wonder if pests actually like the taste of howard's asshole or it is because you've been told to by some O&A fansite mod. You idiots don't care so much that you have to post about how much you don't care. Only women should be the jealous type. But there yous are anyway."

Only a Stern fan would use the word "YOUS"...functionally literate.

He earrrrrned that house.

hahaha

trrrreeat yoursellllff.

burnnnnnnnnn. Doesn't make you any less of a cock sucker though, does it? Oh well... Such is life.

Why the fuck does ANYONE need 12 bathrooms?!

Heh. I love this post because it annoys the retard "pests"...

That's entertainment.

Zero. Point. Zero.

>> You idiots don't care so much that you have to post about how much you don't care. >>

Pot? Meet kettle. See every O&A post, ever.


>> burnnnnnnnnn. Doesn't make you any less of a cock sucker though, does it?>>

Nice.

Adds a real touch of class to the site to have comments like that.

look its beach front in the hamptons 20 mill doesn't sound that bad now when he goes to sell that place...

common men don't make six mil a year either.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, Robin. Maybe they should put a double muzzle on Opie and Anthony. No merger, no mullah, and you can bet that Beth ain't bumpin' ugly with me if the balance of that $500,000,000 check bounces.

Oops, I just pissed myself again. Get Mel on the phone.

Shit if I had $500 million I would get a housw like that too. It's a shame that people get pissed off just because its Howard buying that house. If it was anyone else people would not bitch so much.

is howard not allowed to buy this fucking house? Hoo hoo i need 4 acres by the beach. He needs 12 bathrooms because he's so full of shit it takes 12 toilets to flush it all, tell em' fred! hoo-hoo pete's never read anything offensive on this blog, tell em' fred!

let me speak to the moron pest bitchin about the cost of howards home compared to the shape of sirius stock. hey dicks, i hate to tell ya but stern could afford this home long befor the 500 mill sirius deal. stop actin like this is sirius money hes spending. that mother fucka so rich i bet hes still spending money from 1998. god damn artie lange just bought a big fuckin beauitfull beach home of his own. just cause O&A cant afford the shit dont mean you gotta hate on a man who can. maybe if they get some fuckin ratings they can swing a condo in queens.

"Why the fuck does ANYONE need 12 bathrooms?!"

That's so when Howard has the Pests over, they each get their own bathroom.

Just kidding. Actually, I think the whole O&A vs. Stern thing is beyond stupid.

Redash,

You be da gangsta, you pasty white piss-ant.

We all know that Michael Jackson's money and mansion proved that he was the "King of Pop," so Hoo Hoo's money and mansion must prove that he is the "King of All Media."

Hoo Hoo's money and masion prove only one thing - that he sucked the white-haired shyster's ass for most of his career. His spineless, sissy-boy whining to the shyster got O & A gagged at WNEW, and the same whining probably got them suspended at XM. No wonder less than 10% of his listeners were willing to pay $13.00/month to keep listening to him.

What a suck-ass, sycophant worm.

I'd rather be Homeless Charlie than Has-Been Hoo Hoo of the Hamptons.

At least Homeless Charlie still has a backbone.

Why are people talking about Opie & Tony here? They are radio nothings and do not compare with the great King of All Media.
Howard needs three bathrooms for himself (one on each floor)- - the other nine would be to completely insure that other people never need to use his bathtooms.

According to XM, they're name is Opie and Andy. XM doesn't even respect these guys. How sad.

Hoo Hoo Robin. Even "Opie and Andy" just made me piss myself again. All these bathrooms and I still can't get to one in time whenever someone mentions those guys.

Call Mel again.

Why the fuck does ANYONE need 12 bathrooms?!

He has to have something to contain all the shit he spews.... and the house isn't nearly big enough to contain that huge ego of his.

Wait until a bear trespasses around howies mansion...

Grrrr ....

Nonononono!

redash,
If Stern doesn't need the $500 million contract, why did he take the money? If he is still spending 90's money or even CBS money why did he take $100 million a year? I guess he didn't have the company he so dearly loves in mind when he signed on the dotted line. The stock does suffer to a degree because Sirius a company that has yet to have a year in the black and is over spending on talent. The truth is, no company should be paying ANYONE $100 million a year (yeah I know it's not all in cash) if they're not turning a profit. Sirius ran scared because they were afraid XM would sign Stern, they over paid and now the stockholders and their own employees are suffering the consequences. There's no way to spin $3 stock prices... granted both XM and Sirius stocks have dropped over the years but $3 is pathetic. It's not a smart move on Sterns part to release information on his massive house while there are people working to keep "HIS" company afloat. Pretty ego driven if you ask me.


Zero. Point. Zero.

By the way, Howard Stern lost the "King of All Media" title when he officially became the 2nd most famous, talked about Howard Stern of 2006-2007. Being the "King of ALL MEDIA" would require someone to be on top of ALL media pay per view cable and SatRad doesn't add up.

good luck Howard Stern its a big step but a new wife deserves a new house and so do you enjoy it.

good luck Howard Stern its a big step but a new wife deserves a new house and so do you enjoy it.

Hoo Hoo, I invented mansions, Tell em Fred.

Right, Hoo Hoo, enjoy the house. You sold your soul, and your spine, for it.

The best of everything to Beth, though. At least the money and the mansion will still be there when she finally has to bail-out on this bozo.

Don't take my word for it, just ask Alison

Rich's double post is a good sign that he probably has more money than brains.

And he probably doesn't have much money.

i love the people that say they would rather be poor then do what howard has done for some money.

i would also love to see the tax returns of those folk and i bet they are not even over 100k./yr.

i love how howard always says how simple he is

God-Damn Rich Cunt!

God-Damn Rich Cunt!