Howard Stern regulars bombed, seriously - Orbitcast

Howard Stern regulars bombed, seriously

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Gary Dell'Abate and Artie LangeHoward Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate, sidekick Artie Lange, and comedians Nick DiPaolo, Jim Florentine and Dave Attell came under fire after performing a comedy show in Afghanistan.

The comics had just finished a set for troops in Kandahar when the base came under attack.

"Everything was going fine until the end," a friend of the comics, who heard from them by cell phone, told the Daily News. "They were all done with their sets, and they were headed in a car convoy to a meet-and-greet elsewhere, but they only made it about 20 yards.

"The military base they were on came under mortar fire, and the convoy was turned around."

Troops led the comics into a secure bunker, where the comedians - all uninjured - waited until the shelling stopped. They went on to continue the USO/Armed Forces Entertainment tour at other undisclosed locations in the Persian Gulf.

Dell'Abate's rep confirmed the incident but couldn't comment.

[NY Daily News]
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68 Comments

Should firebomb the 0.0 show instead. That bunch of nobodies would not be missed.

Wow Boff was right...... I shielded everyone with my big stinky choppers

Was Rehr and the NAB there with the Blackmailers Chester and Jesse?

How fitting, they bomb on-air, they bomb on-stage, it's about time they got what they deserved.

PS - Artie Lange is still around? I seriously haven't heard anything about this guy since MAD TV...

I think it's great that it takes shit like this to get Stern's name in the news. The guy has done NOTHING since joining Sirius. He has not been relevant in years yet all his rubes continue to drink his Kool-Aid.

How's his "engagement" going, that created 0.0 stir now didn't it?

Last time I saw him he was on Letterman GIVING Sirius units away... that kinda says it all.

Bubba's name is in the news more than Stern.

The same Bubaa Stern said this about;

"I don't want to work in the same industry as someone named Bubba the Love Sponge."

OOPS!

Lange had a stand-up DVD that did nothing and a movie that was one of the biggest flops in history. That show is shit and produces only shit.

opie and anthony suck balls bitch stern rules you fucking morons

Where's all these millions (subscribers) that Stern was supposed to bring in ? Didn't happen .

If you are in a website that focus on Satelite Radio.....
And you claim that Howard Stern is irrelevent?
Say that you dont like Howard....say that he is not funny....say that you like someone else...
....but irrelevent?
Howard Stern is the #1 thing on Satelite Radio...hands down....that's a fact.

And Lange....I dont think he has any problem selling out his stand up shows. (BTW Beerleague was not a flop....it more than made back twice it's budget)

Bubba is fucking great (Howard hates on anyone and everyone....that's just Howard)

this coming from a bunch of jackasses that think Jim Norton is funny

Radio wars and real wars are two different things stupids. I'm a OandA fan all the way but any comedian that does a USO show gets my respect and I'm glad they were all Ok.

Who cares about Stern he did what Sirius needed and that is all that matters.

I'm sure HD radio would have made the bombing even more realistic....and doubled as target material.

for those pests living in a cave , greg and tony have ran into both howard and robin this year and got along fine. radio wars over.


i wonder if bababooey coughed in the air with his breath as a shield to deflect the bombs.

Zero.... point.... zero.

Have fun Aidsface!

....yea they sucked that bad.

Seriously though, glad they are all alright.

P.S. BangBus, according the latest channel reporting, the most popular thing listened too is XM's 20 on 20. Stern is 2nd.

Thank God they didn't hit Artie.. that would have been a hell of a mess to clean up.

i invented bombing robin, hoo hoo

Hoo Hoo, I invented bombs, Hoo Hoo, In fact I am a bomb, Hoo Hoo, I didn't bring in the fans over to sirus, Hoo Hoo Right Robin, Hoo Hoo In fact I am a fake, false teeth wearing, fake hair has been, Hoo Hoo, Tell em Fred!! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, I am king of a Bubba, Hoo Hoo

P.S. Anonymous Coward....
You must be one great insider cause I havent seen any "latest" reporting on ratings that shows XM's 20 on 20 receiving a higher cume than the Sirius Howard 100.

But the point being made is not based on ratings in which i see that Howard has dominated(not to mention that howard has two feeds as he airs on Howard 101 for the west coast) He is clearly the biggest draw on satellite radio. He completely change the satellite radio landscape when he went with Sirius versus XM. Sirius was dead on the ground, and it could be argued that Sirius has become the more dominant of the two companies. (i am aware that XM still has more subs)

Is Stern still around? I thought he would retire now that Anna Nicole is dead. He was just after her money anyway. Not much of a lawyer.

False Teeth and a wig!!! Now thats funny!!! LOL You guys have fun with your "hero" LOL
Stern was funny back in the day, but he has been over for years. Do you losers still wear mulllets and rat tails? Do you still run around saying Bababooie? I don't get it. Stern is just like any other man these days, its just that he covers his age up up with "False teeth and a wig" You boys enjoy your time warp, LOL and Bababooie to you too, LOL Damn you guys are sad

P.S. Anonymous Coward....
You must be one great insider cause I havent seen any "latest" reporting on ratings that shows Sirius Howard 100 receiving a higher cume than XM's 20 on 20.

But the point being made is not based on ratings in which i see that Howard has not dominated(not to mention that howard has two feeds that are failing as he airs on Howard 101 for the west coast) He is clearly not the biggest draw on satellite radio. He completely changed nothing when he went with Sirius versus XM. Sirius is still dead on the ground, and it could be argued that Sirius has not become the more dominant of the two companies XM has more subs


LOL @ the 0.0 Parrots. Sorry "bbbboys", but facts is facts:

Howard Stern: Household Name, Broadcast Legend, The Reigning King of Radio Comedy.

0.0: D-Listers, Second-Rate Nobodies with Mediocre Ratings, Irrelevant Radio Footnotes.


LOL @ the 0.0 Parrots. Sorry "Bababooies", but facts is facts:

0.0:: Household Names, Broadcast Legends, The Reigning Kings of Radio Comedy.

Howard Stern: Second-Rate Nobody with Mediocre Ratings, Irrelevant Radio Footnotes.

PS: I am a Homo

Why couldn't the 5 members of the FCC be on tour in Iraq and nearly blown up? There is no justice in the world.

You people are amazing. Forget the O and A vs. who who thing. How about that these people went and did something for the boys, and in a sense put their necks out there and came under fire. Oh yeah and they survived but lets worry about a dumb radio reud. I am O and A listener who used to listen to Howard. But this is not about a feud is all I am saying.

They could have all hid behind Gary's teeth ... that would have saved them!

I bet Eric the Midget called in the mortar attack.

"Where's all these millions (subscribers) that Stern was supposed to bring in ? Didn't happen ".


Didn't you hear it was part of the revolution.

if opie and anthony are sinking, then stern's the titanic!

"LOL @ the 0.0 Parrots. Sorry "Bababooies", but facts is facts:

0.0:: Household Names, Broadcast Legends, The Reigning Kings of Radio Comedy.

Howard Stern: Second-Rate Nobody with Mediocre Ratings, Irrelevant Radio Footnotes.

PS: I am a Homo"

Posted by: SatRadMadMan


Yes, we know.

Isn't this a story about people escaping death and not ratings? Cold blooded douchebags. Life is easy for you while you throw out comments as you hide behind your monitor. These people were actually doing something to help young people risking life.

ron and fez noon to three

"Hoo Hoo, I invented bombs, Hoo Hoo, In fact I am a bomb, Hoo Hoo, I didn't bring in the fans over to sirus, Hoo Hoo Right Robin, Hoo Hoo In fact I am a fake, false teeth wearing, fake hair has been, Hoo Hoo, Tell em Fred!! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, I am king of a Bubba, Hoo Hoo"

did you come up with that all by yourself like a big boy?

ladies and gentlemen,we have just witnessed george carlins successor!

This is another thing that is being overlooked by investors and the Media. The responsibility the FCC has here. If we ever (God Forbid) have an emergency like 9/11 or larger, local AM/FM will be of little value to the 120 million Americans who are driving into work on a Monday morning. The NAB HATES this issue being raised and few are aware of Satrad value and participation in public safety... lord knows Mel, John Kerry, Brownback, Dorgan, or the NAB has never brought this up.

What will the opposition say about the demise of Satrad if a city like LA is removed from the map?... will WXYC in Kentucky be there to serve?

I think along the lines of spectrum forfeiture, a channel known for public emergencies would be wise and it's so easy that no one at the FCC has mentioned it.

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Jesus folks! Save the radio feud shit for when the shows are actually spewing shit at each other during their respective broadcasts. The story here is these guys were there, whether you like them or hate them, and were shelled by these cowardly terrorists. I'm not really a Stern guy, but I'm proud of his showmates for risking their lives to help entertain our troops who are really in a bad scenario having to fight off these animals in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm glad they are OK.

Sadly, if the same exact story would have happened when Jim Norton and Robert Kelly were over there, the exact same thread would be here, but with the O&A people supporting and the Stern people smashing them.

How about, for once, you guys forget this battle of the millionaires and try a human thought.

Why do people talk about the irrelevance of stern? He's on paid tv...people who give a shit listen. I have stern tv on demand and it is greeeeat.!!! GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS and more GIRLS.

He continues to revolutionize entertainment.

"Sadly, if the same exact story would have happened when Jim Norton and Robert Kelly were over there, the exact same thread would be here, but with the O&A people supporting and the Stern people smashing them."

Norton, yes, he'd be supported. Fat Bob Kelly, we could sacrifice him to the raggies.

Let's be realistic for a second. Regardless of what show the comics are affiliated with (being that the shows at this point really don't hold any grudges anymore) it's great the comics (who have been on both shows frequently)are on a USO tour for the troops. This has nothing to do with o&a or Stern. Stern's an innovator, O&A are the next evolution of the genre, and no one cares about the fights anymore. That said, I'm glad the comics are safe.

Ron & Fez noon to 3.

Hoo Hoo, I invented bombs, Hoo Hoo, In fact I am a bomb, Hoo Hoo, I didn't bring in the fans over to sirus, Hoo Hoo Right Robin, Hoo Hoo In fact I am a fake, false teeth wearing, fake hair has been, Hoo Hoo, Tell em Fred!! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, I am king of a Bubba, Hoo Hoo

I come up with that all by myself, I am like a big boy

ladies and gentlemen,you have just witnessed me becoming george carlins successor! and I am a fag

i wonder who sh!t themselves when the exploding started to occur. good thing they werent further along on their drive.

It was just a bit for the show.

Sorry, I had to...

Why Howard will join O&A, Bubba and the others back at terrestrial, other than satradio's 15 minutes of fame are over and satradio is broke.....


Living Limbaugh: $400 Million Contract, Gulfstream, Scented Candles, And The "Business" Of Hating Liberals
The New York Times Magazine has a big cover story on Rush Limbaugh this week, almost 8,000 words about how Rush Limbaugh has built himself into one of the most influential voices in America. With an estimated 14 million listeners (Limbaugh claims it's more like 20 million), he's far and away the top-rated radio talk-show host in America. That's partisan radio talk-show host — and he has no intention of being left out of this election. He already created big waves, first by publicly dissing John McCain and then by encouraging Republicans to mix into the democratic primaries and vote for Hillary Clinton and keep the Democratic nomination battle in play, in what he called "Operation Chaos." Both Karl Rove and John Kerry gave it credit for having had an effect.

Now Limbaugh has extended his contract through 2016 — $38 million per year with a "nine-figure signing bonus." The total package is valued at "north of $400 million."

Oh no Muslim terrorists and O&A terrorists! What's a horse-tooth boy to do?

Why Howard will join O&A, Bubba and the others back at terrestrial, other than satradio's 15 minutes of fame are over and satradio is broke.....


Living Limbaugh: $400 Million Contract, Gulfstream, Scented Candles, And The "Business" Of Hating Liberals
The New York Times Magazine has a big cover story on Rush Limbaugh this week, almost 8,000 words about how Rush Limbaugh has built himself into one of the most influential voices in America. With an estimated 14 million listeners (Limbaugh claims it's more like 20 million), he's far and away the top-rated radio talk-show host in America. That's partisan radio talk-show host — and he has no intention of being left out of this election. He already created big waves, first by publicly dissing John McCain and then by encouraging Republicans to mix into the democratic primaries and vote for Hillary Clinton and keep the Democratic nomination battle in play, in what he called "Operation Chaos." Both Karl Rove and John Kerry gave it credit for having had an effect.

Now Limbaugh has extended his contract through 2016 — $38 million per year with a "nine-figure signing bonus." The total package is valued at "north of $400 million."

I’ll never understand you people and your dumb rivalry with radio shows. It really has become pathetic.

You know what i like the most about O-cast? ... the postings.
Sirius Buzz is literally dead. ..rigamortis has set in.

Maybe 2 posts per story....... goodnight Sirius Buzz... you make me sleepy.

I wonder if Gary's teeth picks up Citizens band and FM?

How much did Martin get for the FCC when he sold it back to Congress?

FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT WING HACK

The 0.0 fans are just disappointed cause the hacks they listen to aren't relevant enough to make news unless they are threatening to rape a member of the white house.

They are not relevant enough or talented enough to be invited to "entertain" the troops.

They entertain 0.0 people.

0.0 not relevant. Look at the news articles about the companies merging. They mention Howard Stern, Martha Stewart, NFL, Oprah, and MLB.......

they don't mention 0.0 cause no one knows who they are....

if it weren't for the few meatheads who listen and post on sites like this....I wouldn't ever hear about them.

And as a Gay American who supports Howie Stern, You O.O fans can jump off a bridge.

Rainbow Colors For Life! Put that in your pipe and smoke it meatheads!!

"LOL @ the 0.0 Parrots. Sorry "bbbboys", but facts is facts:

Howard Stern: Household Name, Broadcast Legend, The Reigning King of Radio Comedy.

0.0: D-Listers, Second-Rate Nobodies with Mediocre Ratings, Irrelevant Radio Footnotes."

You're obviously entitled to your opinion, but it should be noted that once you wrote "facts is facts", everything following it was opinion and in no way factual.

Things like "The Reigning King of Radio Comedy" and "Second-Rate Nobodies" - do you honestly expect people to believe that these are *facts*?

For someone who can form complete sentences with proper grammar, you sure are dumb.


HOO HOO opie.... Why doesnt anyone post about o&A????? why always howard???
i guess nobody gives a shit about us....maybe the 0.0 might be an indication
wow! ron and fez---- noon to 3.....2 clowns that no one ever heard of!
were so good we had to charge people $2.99 a month to hear us.....wow!!!!
whip it out opie!!!! i invented WOW" WOW!

HOO HOO maybe howie can show us how to sign up more subscribers....since it didnt take long to catch up to XM!

again, stern idiots arguing like their hero is threatened. Leave it alone, the story's not whose dick is bigger, it's that these guys out themselves in harm's way. You morons think it's about what show does what, but this is bigger than DJ pissing matches. The weird thing is that the responses from the pests are more literate/readable than the Stern fans. You interpret that.

Opie and Anthony 6-12
Ron & Fez Noon to 3
XM202-Think for yourselves.

Speaking of gay Americans, i understand that many gay men have been buying up HD in masse. Apparently it makes their music sound better and makes them feel special.

Hoo Hoo, WOW!'s a big queer!! Hoo Hoo, Right Robin, Hoo Hoo, Tell em Fred, Hoo Hoo

Hey stop that, I didn't say that you mean person

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bam fucked my "chick" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Red Hair Plugs rock my cock!

Hey, I thought that Orbitcast had a story about Artie quitting Howard Stern. Is he still on the show? Or is he on leave? What about Gary? Who's producing the show? Is the show on another 5 month vacation? Lots of unanswered questions here.

Hoo Hoo, I invented vacation, I invented replays, Right Robin, Hoo Hoo, Tell em Fred, Hoo Hoo

"Red Hair Plugs rock my cock!"

Who has red hair?

ZERO. POINT. ZERO. Irrelevant radio. NO ONE in the media cares about Opie and Anthony. They aren't even has-beens, they never were something to begin with. That's the bottom line my friends.

Approval? I can't believe I have to read this junk waiting on the long overdue approval of this merger. Does anyone actuallly do work at the FCC? I could have completed an extensive review of this merger, in 500 days or two and a half years, by myself.

Yikes. Somebody call a contractor!

RED ALERT WE SUCK!!!
On June 26, 2008, during their broadcast, Opie announced that the show was in "red alert mode" and that an announcement would be made later that could affect all of the loyal listeners. Apparently, the radio show jocks had not received paychecks for the last two months. Furthermore, the situation for renewing the contracts of the jocks was still unclear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opie_and_Anthony#XM_Satellite_Radio

Hoo Hoo, I AM A FALSE PROPHET, Robin. I AM A FALSE PROPHET! I AM A FALSE PROPHET! I AM A FALSE PROPHET! I AM A FALSE PROPHET! I AM A FALSE PROPHET! I AM A FALSE PROPHET!

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