Bah, all this merger talk is so boring and complex. Let's instead turn our focus to something far more important: Howard Stern's teeth (or, according to the New York Post, the lack thereof).
A discovery was made by a crew member on a photo shoot for Hamptons magazine that accidentally "got lost" (yeah right) and "ended up in the master-bedroom bathroom." I know that when I get lost in someone's house, the first place I'll head for is the master-bath... because it will undoubtedly lead me to safety. (In the midsts of my confusion I tend to rummage through medicine cabinets as well.)
"Sitting on the counter were a set of dentures," the source told the New York Post.
A rep for Stern did not return multiple requests for comment by the Post. Understandably so because the story is... friggin' useless.
What do you mean useless? HOWARD STERN WEARS DENTURES!!! What do you think his sper of the moment partner thinks of that when his teeth falls out of his head during the nasty?
Maybe they were Beth's. Lucky bastard.
they could be his dog's. Also, Howard has talked about a retainer of sorts he wears to keep his teeth from grinding during sleep.
lol, old people.
This is ridiculous. Why would Stern leave his dentures out if he was out and about? Stupid. It was probably his nightguard, to keep him from grinding his teeth. These "reporters" need to pull their heads out of their asses before putting this stuff in print.
He'll probably say they were his dad's or something.
If this is true which I don't believe. It is too bad he didn't swallow them and lose his voice.
I know that is mean but Howard is full of Hot Air
A Fan Of Don Imus.... The Real Deal
Does this mean Howard has 0.0 teeth?
hoo, hoo, I invented dentures.
You see even Howards teeth are not even merged with his head.
Does this mean Howard has 0.0 teeth?
hahahahahahah
They came with the wig, it's a matching set.
care factor 0
Hoo Hoo I invented inventing stories about inventing dentures.
tellemfred.
H100 news is all over this. Stay tuned.
Hey those are my teeth! Howard must have taken them when he dug up my skull!!!!!
"A Fan Of Don Imus"
Is there such a thing?
*ahem*
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
copy, paste, repeat one zillion times.
what about opies hairplugs?oh wait,you'd have to be relevent to write a story on
Hoo hoo - "Ohh ohh oh yeah beth OH YES [dentures fall] **plop**
Beth O. - "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEWWWWWW Dis-GUSTING!!!!"
>> what about opies hairplugs? >>
Even if that was true, that's still about 10,000 times more dignified than *dentures*!!!
ny post,its GOTTA be true!
Wig, rhinoplasty and now dentures. Stern must look like the Cryptkeeper behind close doors. You've proven to be a forgetful hack who is long past his prime.
Hoo Hoo I invented inventing inventing stories about inventing dentures.