In the wake of the Imus, JV & Elvis firings and the Opie & Anthony suspension - Mancow (of all people) has crafted his "Ten Commandments for Radio Personalities" - preaching responsibility in radio.
Keep in mind that only last month, Mancow described a caller to his show as a "a brain dead fetus" and a "late term abortion that somehow climbed out of a dumpster."
Responsible radio indeed.
For whatever it's worth, here are Mancow's Commandments:
1. Thou shalt never endanger listeners.
2. Racism is always a dumb idea.
3. Complacency on the inside loses listeners from the outside. Work at your art.
4. Contests must always be straight forward. (Being too cute with contests can be costly.)
5. Advertisers pay you. They are your friends.
6. Have a delay button (preferably 20 seconds or more) and when in doubt use it.
7. Don't dis someone's religion.
8. Don't let anyone curse in your studio ever. Get them out of that habit. If they are comfortable with cursing, it can someday accidentally get on the radio.
9. Instruct guests on your radio standards so they don't get you in trouble.
10. Do good. (We're not on earth to mark time. We're here to make a difference).
[Radio Ink]
mancow's got no friends and is waiting in the background for O and A's job...
what a douche.
If he really believed in #10, he'd pull a dry-cleaning bag over his face.
If he believed in #6, he'd tape down said button.
"7. Don't dis someone's religion."
He meant "Don't dis Christians. Jews, Muslims, etc don't count."
Raaammmmooooooooooooooooooooooonne, Mancow craves a good deep dicking!!!!
Ahem..excuse me...I don't know what came over me.
3. Complacency on the inside loses listeners from the outside. Work at your art.
I guess he learned that first hand after being dropped by a few dozen stations around the country. What a joke. I'm glad shows like Don and Mike are calling this loser out on his hypocrisy.
His show has already broken number 8. Anyone associated with his show has obviously said it was a flaming pile of shit.
Plus gotta love the Matrix picture. What is his name in the Matrix...NeoCon Zero?
Though I believe that ManCow grabbed those commandments from some old conduct guide, they are a start..... Folks haven't gotten 'touchier', it's that a lot more folks are excercising their rights to express their opinions as others have expressed theirs.
In a world where your words and actions have consequences, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to know that using your built-in delay button once in a while will keep your tongue from cutting your throat
Just remember to say, "Love you. Love your show," and everything will be okay.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MANCOW ANYWAY. Are those his two favorite things he likes to fuck?????
Nice picture also. He looks like a gay magician! For his next trick hes gonna make a 12 inch cock dissapear in his ASS!
Anyone know where I can reach this guy I want to speak with him and tell him what a disgrace he is to the human race.
me lovie site long time, but PLEASE don't ruin it with any MANCOW info. I am going to puke if I see or hear that guy.
wouldn't #1 be ratings ratings ratings!!!
but then again he never had ratings to begin with.
hey look at that xm stock go up!
Who?
If this wasn't posted here, no one would have known. He is not on in any of the three major markets. His fans are in Kansas City. That being said, O&A suck and Howard rules! But you all knew that.
BWHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA
11) remember to always have your finger on the volume control button for the caller, so when they start showing you that you are wrong or an asshole you can lower their volume and make it sound like you won the arguement
12) talk a lot of shit, but pull a 'Dice' when confronted about it
13) talk shit about Danny Bonaduce aka Danny Bon-a-douchy, and when he comes to kick your ass in a parking garage throw your girlfriend in front of you as protection
mancow is a faggot
This is the same dipshit who mailed a box of shit to stern's Intern? What a douchebag.
>> That being said, O&A suck and Howard rules! But you all knew that. >>
Hey Ryan, did you want to just start OandAversusSternandnoothertopicmatters.com already?
He could have replaced all ten of these with "Make boring radio".
i hear he has something a tad better then ZERO POINT ZERO
I think some-else said it best.......
Mancow....WHO?
that pic is hot!
One ting that I think Stern fans and O&A 'pests' can agree on: Mancow is a fucking nobody shithead.
I'm ashamed that you posted this garbage Ryan. Shame, shame on you for giving this asshat some press over this!
Pete,
Actually just the opposite. This is one of the three topics O&A and Stern fans agree on.
1. Mancow is the ultimate douche
2. 9/11 was not a good day
3. The Earth is round
Mancow is a hypocrite. He was the exact same as O&A and Howard and now he's using the O&A situation to sound like some do right douche bag.
FRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNKIS!
Why is this sellout still given attention? What a self righteous ADD douchebag. YAH
ZERO POINT ZERO FOR MANCOW.
STERN GETS A ZERO POINT ZERO ALSO, TECHNICALLY.
Mancow is an idiot!
Someone please go through all the awful hours of Mancow's show and find him being a hypocrite with all of these. You know he's done it.
that's terrible i'm sorry.
How does Mancow know about #1 -- wouldn't he first need to have listeners?
>>Actually just the opposite. This is one of the three topics O&A and Stern fans agree on.>>
-Sniff- gosh it feels good to agree on something... :)
Hey Pness, sternfan and all the other mindless idiots.....stop repeating the lies that your fallen god tells you. THERE IS NO 0.0!!! Look it up!
Isn't Mancow the hack who had Turd the stuntboy and shut down a bridge during rush hour? Who the heck is he to right any rules for broadcasting? Does anyone listen to his show? WHAT A HACK and HYPOCRITE!!!!!
I note with interest that Mancow's "Rules" don't include "Don't lie to your audience." If they did (and he actually followed them), there never would have been a phone call from a "gay wedding planner" or a "rabbi who says that Jesus committed suicide by cop (in the form of the Roman soldiers)".
Yes, I DO know for a fact that those callers were phony and that the caller was paid to portray those people. Take a wild guess how I know that.
Mancow is in no position to write a "how-to" guide to anything, let alone hosting a radio show. Hell, even his lookalike No Filter Paul would be better qualified.
Man-douche-cow even wrote a book about how only a few days after his father died, he spent time in Amsterdam getting drunk and stoned and hiring hookers any chance he got. Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf: My Trip Down Freedom Road by Mancow Muller.
Yeah...he's a person you can really believe....
Man-douche-cow is a traitor to the radio industry.