Stern brings peep shows back to Times Square

Monday, April 23, 2007 at 10:35 AM
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Howard TVHoward Stern has converted an old milk truck to a mobile peep show, and will be parking it on 42nd Street... effectively bringing the sexy back to Times Square for a day.

On Wednesday, the modified milk truck will have video booths inside playing "naughty bits" filmed during Stern's show for Howard TV. The truck will be parked on 42nd Street at 11am ET in front of Madame Tussaud's wax museum - 180 feet from where the Disney musical "Mary Poppins" is being performed.

The stunt is meant to promote a free Internet-only preview of Howard TV. Unfortunately for "Mary Poppins" goers, visitors will have to be at least 18 years old to enter. Sorry kids.

[New York Post]

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Someone saw the recent Volvo hatchback promotion with a crate you could "peek" into. Still, it fits Stern's image very well. If they're lucky, people will complain and they might even get that bad press that is actually good for Stern.

I might stop by during lunch, but I suspect the lines will be too long to get a good peep...

WHOO WHOO I invented everything!

Sounds a lil like the Voyuer Bus O&A did years ago which caused many show employees to get arrested and Gulliani to issue a statement.

Whos ripping who off now?

mFP

Yawn. O&A done that already. Howard is really scraping the bottom of the barrel (like he hasn't already.) That hooked-nosed old woman hasn't had an original idea in a long time.

And Howard TV is terrible, I'm sorry. I have a business relationship with someone at a "major cable communications company" and they are considering pulling Howard TV to make room for more profitable on-demand content.

Hoo hoo, I'm f'ed Robin.

they need to fix up the on demand
shows make them shorter tighter
then it would be better.

as for you o/o fans in dallas
well theres always XM

ZERO POINT ZERO

Howard needs to stop talking about Bianca, American Idol, and Chess. Maybe then I'll subscribe to Howard TV. For now I'll stick to the radio.

Weren't the voyeur bus girls on Howard Show years ago also?

"Weren't the voyeur bus girls on Howard Show years ago also?"


Yep.. I think (I cannot confirm, but seem to remember)its even mentioned in Howard's first book.


But Pests seem to forget that Howard has been around for a long time. Byt the way, haven't O/A said several times that Howard influenced them? Or is that conveniently forgotten?

The one or two "pests" who post here under multiple names are as pathetic as their idols, who I heard got shit-canned from Dallas today!!

Heh. 0.0 baby!!!! More to come, I'm sure!!!

Not that anyone without O/A shit-covered glasses on couldn't see this coming from months ago...

At this point, they're as big an embarrassment to CBS as DLR was.

Dawsome. Dodally dawsome.

Stern Is King!

These O&A douchebags are now claiming they invented the Voyeur Bus? Are they fucking serious? First of all, the Voyeur Bus has been around for a long time. Those people had a website and they invented that concept, not O&A. They were also on the Howard Stern show before O&A so you brainwashed zombies lose on all accounts once again!

Watch out for the O&A army though. They're a scary bunch!

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0.0

Damn what did that guy eat. Did he eat the whole mcdonalds menu.

Look out folks stay-puff marsh mellows are going to be hitting the shelfs again.

What a stupid out of ideas idea that is.

I love the so called "pest" they wish and prey with all their might that one day O&A will be as big as Howard is. Alas their ratings blow, noone is searching for them on yahoo or google, and their fan sites wackbag and FBA are as dead as ever.

question for pest... if the "virius" is spreading then why are the ratings flat or dropping? why is noone searching the net for them? why are their fan fourms DEAD? Why does wackbag still have threads on its first page from 3 days ago? In short children where are all the pest? Wheres this virius spreading to? cause its not spreading to ratings, fan fourms, web searches, or subs.

So now the clone fans are trying to compare a bus driving through NYC with a parked truck?? Hoo Hoo, we invented anything to do with vehicles. Tell 'em, 0.0pie.

Poor pests. Watching their heroes careers crash and burn is making them desparate.

Speaking of heroes, why don't you stern fans call your hero and ask him what Tim Sabian (the guy who said O&A have a 0.0 in Vegas and Chicago) said to O&A on their XM show the next day. He admitted that they DO NOT have 0.0, not even close. This was right after O&A read their ratings for both their markets, and although they were not great, they were not 0.0 at all. Not even close.

Hey Stern zombies, you do realize that O&A did not have a 0.0 in Vegas or Chicago right? You do realize that Howie is lying right? Why don't you look at the ratings book before you recite his bullshit, you sound stupid.

And yeah, being the biggest show of their kind in the country is really crashing & burning. Notice how no one talks about Howie anymore outside of his aging fan base?

numbnuts do you know that they are off
in the #5 market.


you know that. right

you also know that their might
be somethin illegal about that tape
they played. right.

do you go to radioandrecords.com
do you look at the station numbers.

did you see that story in the
ny daily news that billing for 92.3
in 05 was 58 million in 06 18 million.

why don't YOU read before you recite
their bullshit. it WILL make you sound
stupid.

Fanboy,

It's not the fault of one morning show that a station does poorly.

Do you really think Howie never was booted in a market? He spent his career, just like any syndicated show, picking up markets while losing others. The difference is Howie wasn't honest about it and liked to make it seem he was #1 everywhere which couldn't be further from the truth.

You do know that O&A will be picked up in that same market by another station in time don't you? You also realize that your hero isn't on in any market on the planet right? Not in NYC or Boston or Chicago or LA and certainly not in Dallas.

So there you go. Again, you are a biased fool and I am a voice of truth. And by the way, you didn't address the false 0.0 number you quoted which was the entire content of my post. I know Howie threw the number out there to make himself look like a success & you believe everything he says but unfortunately it's untrue. Look in the mirror and spit. Your mother raised a liar.

First Dallas.

Vegas is soon to follow.

I wonder which market will be next? Looking at the ratings, it could be any any or all. Even NYC. Will CBS pull a DLR and just dump those idiot clones outright? Now THAT would be the funniest thing associated with those middle aged "bbboys" since St. Pats...

I can't wait...

Heh.

:)

The 'Free FM' format is a dead stick. It's not gaining any traction in the ratings and the ad rates are in the basement.

It'll be gone by the end of the year.... perhaps it won't even survive until Labor Day.

But.... O&A always win in the end! :wackbagwaveyhandsmiley:

- question for pest... if the "virius" is spreading then why are the ratings flat or dropping?

Because the REAL fans all have XM. Period. Terrestrial sucks and we all know that. But I don't mind them being able to reach as many people as possible, and it allows the Howie-heads to call in too. But unlike Howie O&A actually put brainwashed Howard fans on the air and let them talk.

- why is noone searching the net for them?

They were just the 9th most popular search on Yahoo like a week or two ago. Try again. Yes, I know Imus helped - but the point is when they mention "shock jocks" now who is mentioned more often and who is not?

How exactly are they setting record sales for comedy shows with an ARENA TOUR if no one is listening to them?

AN ARENA TOUR. Did daddy invent that too?

listen they dont have the ratings or
revenue that stern had. plain and
simple.stern was kicked off many
stations and many places he wasn't
# 1 but he was kicked off for what he said
not ratings.

- listen they dont have the ratings or revenue that stern had -

No shit. No one was claiming they did. FM radio is a wasteland compared to even a few years ago - we know this, that's why we have sat radio.

Stern could come back to FM at this point and he'd NEVER get back to where he was. Unless maybe he does his show in Spanish.......

SternZombie73,

He was indeed kicked out of many, many markets for poor ratings. Do a little research, don't just believe what Howie tells you.

And how is Howie doing around the country? Oh, that's right, he's not on anywhere. Some hero.

@PFreak

[Stern] "was indeed kicked out of many, many markets for poor ratings."

Examples...?

he's on this thing called sirius radio
broadcasting to over a million people
each day.

and he was never kicked out for poor
ratings.

@SteveWeBB

"an ARENA TOUR"

Wrong. A shed tour. Big difference.

@SteveWeBB

"Because the REAL fans all have XM. Period."

Let's address that. According to a study quoted recently here on Orbitcast, only 9% of XM listeners cite O&A as the reason they subscribe - compared to a full 33% of Sirius listeners citing Howard.

When you combine this disparity with other factors, such as the clones' dismal terrestrial ratings, Stern's continued domination of internet search trends (Click Here), etc., nobody but the most gullible O&A Kool-Aid drinker can possibly say that O&A are even close in fanbase - or relevance -to Stern.

They are just specks of dust living in the shadow of the giant.

oh please don't ask PFreak for links god please dont.

i am still waiting for anyone to post ANY LINKS about 0.0 or something other then 0.0.

and i don't belive i have seen either, SO WHO IS telling the truth i do not know. One market down, two more suffering.

...and i know PFreak does not have access to the rating book that shows the break out by show, hour or quarter hour otherwise he would have posted the exact number...or at least given us his magical "i have seen the proof but won't tell you where it is...."bullshit line.


P.S. i heard the NY numbers were back down after the blip of jan numbers that were posted, anyone got any links or heard word??

-Stern's continued domination of internet search trends-

now isn't there a certain lawyer that was, I don't know, married to a blonde bombshell that died that has almost an identical name that could be mistyped in a search engine. Just makes it hard to believe the graph is the bible.(sits and waits for the excuses)

PFreak si:

It's not the fault of one morning show that a station does poorly."

Actually, yeah, it kind of is. As a former wacky morning drive radio, DJ, I can tell you that a great deal of the overall station ratings are attributable to the morning show. That's why morning guys are almost always the highest-paid member of the air staff.

If your morning show stiffs, it's REALLY hard for the station overall to have decent ratings.

Sorry for the weirdness on the first line and the absence of a quotation mark at the beginning of the quote. My wireless keyboard is acting up.

>>"If your morning show stiffs, it's REALLY hard for the station overall to have decent ratings."

Too true. The rare exception being Mike and the Mad Dog here in NYC, who routinely pulled better numbers than Imus the corpse. Despite 40+ minutes of commercials per hour.

That's why I see CBS pulling the plug on the failed c-c-c-clones by end of summer. They need time to formulate what music formats or taped DJ's they're going to replace them with and distance themselves from this disastrous decision.

Corolla might be the only one to come out of this looking good, as I can see CBS pushing his show to the East as well.

- Wrong. A shed tour. Big difference. -

What's the difference, a back wall? They both seat similar numbers, you're really nit picking here. If Howie had done a comedy tour you'd be calling them rip-offs.

- Let's address that. According to a study quoted recently here on Orbitcast, only 9% of XM listeners cite O&A as the reason they subscribe - compared to a full 33% of Sirius listeners citing Howard. -

"A study". Wow, you've REALLY addressed that. I dunno, maybe there's nothing else worth a shit on Sirius? I think Imus's record fund raiser speaks volumes about what the pests are capable of, as well as Directv claiming they had the largest customer response they've ever had when they pulled them (for a week).

- They are just specks of dust living in the shadow of the giant. -

You know what, he's a BORING has-been giant. I don't care what any other hardcore Stern or O&A fan says, I don't care what "surveys" say, I don't care what the BS ratings system says.

O&A are off for two weeks so I decided to download Mondays Stern show to listen to yesterday (seeing as the Sirius free trial doesn't include Howard and the interface blows anyway).

Me and my co-workers agree - we are listening to the better show. Yes, I am biased - but I'm just not impressed with what I've heard of Stern. It's all about HIM (oooh - lets listen as Robin checks for Howard's voicemail live - riveting stuff), and I prefer the boys approach of having comedians on the show rather than just oddball characters.

It seems like Howards ego somehow extends to his fanbase, as many of them constantly feel the need to re-assure themselves that they are supporting a God and everyone else is below God Almighty.

IT'S JUST A MORNING SHOW - GET OVER YOURSELVES.

exactly get over yourself
steve.

as a stern fan he's not a got
just a great radio host
doing a great radio show

i listen to many radio shows
not everyday like stern
since most of them are on at the same time
i dont listen to them everyday.

but opie and anthony are just bad
and its so much fun goofing on them.

a year a go they were going to have
more listners than stern although
stern and them do not compete since
their on diffrent systems.
a year later they couldn't beat imus
now thats the funniest bit they have done.

btw. he is not a got
nor a god.

This just in....cops shut down Stern's peepshow in Times Square.

FRRRRRUNKIS!

"I don't care what 'surveys' say, I don't care what the BS ratings system says."

Of course you don't, because you live in a fantasy world.

If O&A's ratings were amazing and they had more than 700,000 listeners on XM, everyone would be quoting those articles and statistics and Howard fans would be called zombies for not believing those ratings with good reason. Too bad it's the other way around, huh?

Poor fat obese pests. I feel bad for them.

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Wait, no I don't! HA HA HA!

- "I don't care what 'surveys' say, I don't care what the BS ratings system says."
Of course you don't, because you live in a fantasy world. -

No, I don't care because I DON'T FUCKING CARE. Of course I want them to do good on FM - but I realize most Americans are too damn "sensitive" or PC to "get" O&A. That's fine - they can enjoy Whoopi and all the other bland shows.

And neither XM nor Sirius 100% knows or releases what info they do have on who listens to what. The hard-on inducing fascination that Howard fans have with O&A's ratings is pathetic.

If Howards show was better maybe I'd still be listening. All I know is I'll be at Mohegan Sun ARENA with thousands of other fans in June enjoying the show. Maybe a few of you Howie heads could break away from his ass long enough to bring some of the smack-talk into the really-real world?

I Didn't think so.......

>>"...The hard-on inducing fascination that Howard fans have with O&A's ratings is pathetic."

Uh, their ratings, much like their fans, are pathetic. :)

Once CBS and XM gives up on them, if they're lucky they'll be doing local afternoons out of Wichita or someplace similarly pathetic.

Will the "pests" (heh. That's soooo retarded) still worship their middle aged zeros? Probably, as girls will undoubtedly continue to not be a distraction to most of them.

Zero. Point. Zero.

Where do you get the 0.0 from, Mike? Is that what your master told you it was?

Want to see the real reason O and A were dropped?

http://www.radioandrecords.com/RRWebSite/Search.aspx?search=opie

CBS Radio talk KLLI (105.3 Free FM)/Dallas is dropping the syndicated Opie & Anthony show and moving up late-morning host Chris Jagger to a.m. drive beginning April 23.

KLLI GM David Henry told R&R, “O&A did a great job for us, we just felt the need to develop a more local show.”

With Jagger moving to 6 a.m.-10:30 a.m., Pugs and Kelly will take over from 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m., Russ Martin goes 3 p.m.-7 p.m., and Tom Leykis’ show runs 7 p.m.-10 p.m. Oh, and this won’t be the only change in the Dallas market come Monday morning. Check back in with R&R then to learn more.


Straight from the GM's mouth. Go eff yourself, Mike. You're a faggot.

>>“O&A did a great job for us, we just felt the need to develop a more local show.”

Ha. That's rich! Their ratings were sooooo fantastic, they're replacing them with a local talking head DJ.

:giggles:

Zero. Point. Zero.

The clones are done. Just deal with it, loser.

:)

@SteveWeBB

"I don't care what "surveys" say, I don't care what the BS ratings system says."

Right - damn me and my "fact-based agenda".

"Me and my co-workers agree - we are listening to the better show."

Hey man, that's fine, you're entitled to your opinion. If you want to think that boring, hacky bits like "Boardroom Jimmy", "Fatty Pig Fatty" and endless bad Karaoke contests are better than the finest radio show ever (which also happens to currently be on top of its game on Sirius) well... whatever. I'm sure a few people like the Monkees better than the Beatles back in the day too.

@Frank

"O&A did a great job for us"

Yeah. Obviously.

Jordi,

Wow, you type with a terrible accent and write at a 2nd grade level. Come up from mommy's basement, you may realize it's 2007 and Stern's over.

Jordi,

Wow, you type with a terrible accent and write at a 2nd grade level. Come up from mommy's basement, you may realize it's 2007 and Stern's over.

I didn't realize the Howie "revolution" would still involve "miss black howie" and "win fred's money" and "the gossip game" and every other tired fucking thing he still does. Oh I forgot, he says fuck and is marrying a horse faced pig, that's worth listening to 4 days a week, 7 months a year.

P forgets crater face dates a chick
that sucked off an intern to save a lobster.
if stern is over then virus never
happend.

ZERO POINT ZERO

So again I ask...where did the 0.0 come from? None of you liars can provide any documentation of that. Frauds.

The On Demand promotion went really well, I see...

New York Post

BANNED ON THE RUN - By MARK BULLIET

April 26, 2007 -- Howard Stern's smut bus hardly made a peep.

The raunchy road show - a truck packed with private viewing booths showing adults-only films shot at the shock jock's radio show - was the king of all flops as cops kept it on the run all day.

The converted milk truck had been scheduled to spend the day parked in Times Square in front of Madame Tussauds, but after the wax museum objected at the last minute, organizers were sent scrambling for a new venue.

The mobile peep show scurried to Union Square's Heartland Brewery, but after only a few customers had boarded it, it was rousted by cops for lacking permits, and ended up spending the day wandering the city.

"Someone in here called up [the police]. It's not that kid-friendly," said Marquis Williams, a greeter at Madame Tussauds wax museum.

"Police were here protecting us from him coming out here. Everybody keeps coming by, asking about it."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04262007/news/regionalnews/stern_smut_bus_banned_on_the_run_regionalnews_mark_bulliet.htm

PFreak, I show you the facts and post a picture of a pathetic O&A fan and you come back with the race thing. Call me a spic why don't ya! If you have to steep that low, you know you're losing the debate. If my name was Tyrone, you would be calling me a dumb nigger all the time, no matter what I wrote. You lose again.

hey , it got in the papers.

i forgot my tagline

ZERO POINT ZERO

i forgot my tagline

ZERO POINT ZERO

I can practically hear you now Sternfan... when the ratings actually come out and they show what a disingenous zero you are, you'll probably say something like

"OK, they didn't have a 0.0, but they might as well have."

Stick your head up Hoo Hoo's ass a little farther and you can smell the wig glue.

"hey , it got in the papers."

EXACTLY! You can't buy marketing like that.


Jordi,

Yeah, it's real tough to get a bad picture of a fan of anyone or thing. You really got me there. I could just post your pic or even fucking Howie's pic to show a pathetic Stern fan. Your pic obviously represents every fan they have. Christ, the fattest guy I've seen in a long time is Artie Lange. He's going to be next. John Candy, Chris Farley and Artie Lange - dead due to eating.

I do fail to see how I made a race comment by telling you your grammar is terrible. I never called you a spic but have no problem with it if you'd like me to. How the fuck do I know what color you are? You assume my ethnicity. Would I call you a dumb nigger or did you just call me one, asshole? Where have I ever posted calling you a spic? I do make comments on your writing because it's incredibly poor and hard to take you seriously but show me one single example where I have called you a spic. Just one. If you want to suddenly throw race into this discussion take another look into that mirror of yours because you're now not only a liar but a racist.

SternFanboy, that 0.0 was a 2.7 and for just being on the air a couple of months, it's a pretty good number. You sound stupid constantly throwing out a number that is completly false. Just because Howie said it doesn't make it true.

ZERO POINT ZERO

its not a 0.0 take it back.
o.k. its not a 0.0 its more
like 0.9 still....


ZERO POINT ZERO.

Ooops SternFanboy, did you post the same thing under two user names by mistake? 0.9 huh? Nope, it's a 2.7. Sorry, your hero lies to you and you eat it right up. Were you that happy in 1987 that you need to live there forever?

And why the sudden change of heart? You know it doesn't do much for your credibility when your story's changing...

PFreak quote:
"How the fuck do I know what color you are? You assume my ethnicity. Would I call you a dumb nigger or did you just call me one, asshole? Where have I ever posted calling you a spic?"

Wow, this guy is an idiot.

PFreak quote:
"I do make comments on your writing because it's incredibly poor and hard to take you seriously"

That sentence was poorly written and you're making fun of my grammar you stupid cunt. Tell me one thing I wrote that was incoherent. You can't.

The correct way of saying what you wrote:

"I do make comments on your writing because it's incredibly poor [b]making it very[/b] hard to take you seriously"

There's your grammer lesson for today buddy.

"but show me one single example where I have called you a spic."

It just went over your head, huh retard? Read more books and get educated please.

Holy shit, you're worse than I thought. You lose when you watch "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" don't you?

no . i am not haha.
your 2.7 is a demo not
a total rating. if it was
a total rating , the station
would be doing better.and when i
type ZERO POINT ZERO its a play
on that lord guys sign off.


ZERO POINT ZERO

Let's face facts, if 0.0pie and Anth0.0ny were so scary talented, they would have decent ratings on terrestrial radio. They do not. Their popularity would make XM the market leader. It is not.

So sure, they have their fanbase, but it's modest and not nearly what they seem to have their K0.0l-Aid drinking sheep, er, followers believing.

Deep inside, even the clones know that "the virus" is NOT spreading, and Howard remains the king. It just drives them nuts.

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