Stern Plugging The Stiletto

Wow, "the first live portable satellite radio"

and its "the size of an iPod" (give or take a few inches)

media out to get me, Im killing regular radio... blah blah blah

This thing is gonna be bigger than cell phones I tell ya.

First Live potable satalite radio? New Technology?

mmmm whoo whoo .... XM Radio has had portable live satalite radios for about 2 years now! And Ive had my XM INNO since, mmmmmm April? XM is on their 6th portable radio now (if you count the new SkiFi with the wearable kit.)

God even Stern fans cant deny the lies!!!

considering they are pumping out 5-600,000 new subs a month, it doesn't seem so illogical.

i think you read too much into it mark...one would expect he was talking about sirius, since he does not care about the competition (XM) as much as the competition cares about him.

pat battle:

first portable Sirius device. Does your inno do Sirius?

Wow, you guys really read too much into this. Stern is referring the first live satellite radio for Sirius. WHICH IS NOT A LIE!

Its in the first few words he says FIRST LIVE PORTABLE SATALITE RADIO...and also says "NEW TECHNOLOGY"...listen guys, we all know the wordplay and technicalities...but we all know that he’s skirting around the fact that the Stiletto is a "catch up device" and not anything new....yes the underlying fact is that its the first portable live SIRUS device....but you don’t see him mentioning "about time" or “we finally got one, in your face XM”....they are talking about how new and refreshing it is and its all BS. Can’t he at least give XM a little credit? I forgot Howard doesn’t do that.

"Does your inno do Sirius?"
I have Howards show from Monday on my Inno.

I GUESS THAT COUNTS!!!!!!

"considering they are pumping out 5-600,000 new subs a month, it doesn't seem so illogical."

Stern claims they're adding 6,000 subscribers a day, about 180,000 a month. Stern effect or not, they're not adding 7M+ subs a year.

You're right. I meant per quarter. 600k/90 = 6666

my bad.

"Stern is referring the first live satellite radio for Sirius. WHICH IS NOT A LIE!"

Well then why does Howard phrase it this way: "...It is the first live satellite radio..." ?

I think Howard is smart enough to know that this is not the case. He stated it this way on purpose, pretending that XM doesn't even exist.

"Stern is referring the first live satellite radio for Sirius. WHICH IS NOT A LIE!"

Well then why does Howard phrase it this way: "...It is the first live satellite radio..." ?

I think Howard is smart enough to know that this is not the case. He stated it this way on purpose, pretending that XM doesn't even exist.

"Stern claims they're adding 6,000 subscribers a day, about 180,000 a month. Stern effect or not, they're not adding 7M+ subs a year"
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180,000 X 12 = 7 mill?
huh - what

guess the wackpack...oh wait sorry..pest...can't multiply?

its about 2m, and yes seems they are adding that much a year huh?

"...and if I'm wrong, then I'm a big fucking asshole!"
I think we established that beforehand.

XM is on their 6th portable radio now (if you count the new SkiFi with the wearable kit.)

Ah. As long as that's included, Sirius has had one out for a few years now.

Brian keep listening to Howard brother! We all know you're bored with the shit show on FREE (LOL) FM.

The Shit Show? Isn't that Andy Dick's Show on Howard 101?

hey pat battle, do your XM gadgets have wi-fi?

it's gonna be great to be able to go bike riding and jogging with my portable now. I can actually listen to the east coast live feed (3am here in L.A.) while i go kayaking too. Woot!

Tom C. Schimshamity accidently gave the quarterly 500-600k figure as a monthly gain, which would have given Sirius about 7M new subs a year.

If Bubba/Sterns numbers are accurate it's about 2.1M/yr, which seems more reasonable.

I hear Worldspace is exploding though :)

No, im so glash my XM gadgets dont have wi-fi, its an "almost" useless feature. I want to see the percentage of network admins who would cough up a WEP password to an employee to listen to the Stern show in an office enviroment. So for those 10 of you out there who would use the wi-fi, good for you! My inno came with a home kit which is much more useful.

Is a "Pat Battle" code-speak for a gay orgy? It sounds like it. Really, it does... A bunch of ugly dudes sitting in a circle slapping vaseline on each other... Or is it something else equally pathetic? Is it like a "sticker stop" only with lubrication? A naked man/boy drum circle? What is it?

Please, inquiring minds and all that...

Amazing how somebody could hear "pat battle" and imaging a bunch of naked guys doing things to one another in such detail.

What does somebody have to say to get the images of gay guys out of your head? Is there anything?

Amazing how somebody could hear "pat battle" and imagine a bunch of naked guys doing things to one another in such detail.

You might want to do some word association with your shrink the next time you visit him. I think there may be some things you should know about your childhood and that uncle who always seemed a little weird...

What does somebody have to say to get the images of gay guys out of your head? Is there anything?

Pat Battle is an O&A reference. I am Pat Battle, but had to sign up with typekey because it takes Orbitcast a while to post my responses. Thanks for the back MarkS, and MikeHunt, you have some pretty extreme fantasies!

mrfancypants- WE KNOW IT WAS AN O&A REFERENCE. I believe he wanted to know what it actually meant.

"Amazing how somebody could hear "pat battle" and imagine a bunch of naked guys doing things to one another in such detail...there may be some things you should know about your childhood and that uncle who always seemed a little weird..."

I'm just throwing out guesses here... the term 'pat battle' screams gay in the same way 'sword fight' or 'anal sex' does. It's not my term, it's yours...

and he wasn't 'weird', just 'liberal' if youknowwhatimean... :)

And you guys still didn't answer the question, so I assume a 'pat battle' is a gay orgy of some kind. One that involves O/A in some perverted, yet oddly appropriate, way...

Pat Battle is a reporter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Battle

O&A were ragging on the name one day because it sounded ridiculous. So yeah I guess you would like O&A because you are saying what they were saying. Sounds like your type of show.

So whats the deal with "Mike Hunt". Which im assuming means "My C*nt" which means your a pussy, which would probably explain your gay fantasies?

It all makes sense now!

Why would My C*nt be a gay reference. It sounded to me that it could be that he has ownership of A C*nt. Meaning the one he uses to f*ck. ie a woman.